he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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