Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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