So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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