Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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