So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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