chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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