We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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