I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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