no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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