it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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