But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Still dying that you shit outside
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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