they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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