This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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