I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize