Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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