I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
