cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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