Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
