Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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