so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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