NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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