You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I have fence marks all over my body
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize