Nicole vs. Life
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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