i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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