Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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