I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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