what if I'm pregnant?
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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