I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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