Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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