Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Holy shit dude........stairs
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
