You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You can't motorboat a personality
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do vagina's smell?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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