in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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