I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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