forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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