So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm getting married
To pizza
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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