Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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