i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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