roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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