we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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