is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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