You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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