i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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