How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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