he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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