I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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