you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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