oh god the rape fog is back!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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