its not stalking. its research.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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