She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
high people should be assigned attendants
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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