omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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