are you so shy because you have an std?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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