i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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