Got a toothbrush?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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