I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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